Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Sweating Balls While News Swirls Around Me

Hello Faithful Gaming News Readers.

It is hotter than a subway train full of mouth breathers in my apartment, and I'm sweating all over my laptop, but that won't stop me from bringing you news you can lose.

In hardware news, YYJoy is pumping out a bootleg remote and nunchuck for those who can afford the Wii, but can't afford brand name controllers. From their photo they look like the real thing, so I guess for all you poor kids out there, this may be good. Just don't let your rich, douche-y, nerd-core friends come over and spot them. Fuckers.
This story is from Kotaku.
You can read more about them from here: http://kotaku.com/

On the new development horizon, Sid "Viscously Old" Meier supporters have a new reason to withdrawal from any real form of life as Meier, Take Two and 2K Games announce Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Colonization for the PC. Decrepit gamers may remember the original Colonization PC game that appeared on the scene 14 years ago. (Yeah, 14 years) Old Meier decided that this archaic turn-based strategy needed an update, and is working to release the title in Fall 2008. That Meier is a smart one. Rejuvenate an old fan base with updates while simultaneously enticing younger gamers. Follow the candy trail, my pets, and watch out for the glory hole.
This story is from Gamasutra.
You can read it here: http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=18950

On the suit's side, Don Ryan, new COO (chief overseer of o'bunch-o'games) of Oberon Media got to speak his mind to Game Industry Biz recently, and he had a ton of PR hoopla to share with you, along with some interesting info about himself and his goals for casual gaming. Donnie is an industry veteran, which you have to respect, cuz this is a cruel and unusual business, as most anything worth doing is. Before becoming the end-all, be-all of decision-making at Oberon, Don gave 15 years of his life to industry Behemoth, Microsoft. Why leave after 15 years Don? So check out the interview and learn what Don is going to do to improve the image of casual games and what interesting developments are happening in Europe. Educate yourself game lovers.
The full interview is here:
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/casual-gaming-s-triple-threat

Something funny, Over at Game Daily they have a great sense of humor and I love their slideshows with comment. Today, it's dating tips from male video game characters. Enjoy.
http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/galleries/lessons-on-how-game-characters-woo-the-ladies/?page=1

What about the Software? There are new screens available for The Last Remnant from Square Enix. For the Xbox 360, The Last Remnant has a very Dynasty Warriors look to it, and the overview sounds similar to those ancient Japanese tales of samurai and the slain. IGN attended a press conference for Square Enix yesterday, and a release date is set for this winter. You can read the blog and check out a trailer here: http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/880/880407p1.html

That's it for now kids. The heat is killing me and I need a shower. I'm working on learning all about this blog so hopefully soon I can hook it up with some pictures and stuff. Until then, thanks for reading and please come back!

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